eeePC 701 error: “This kernel requires an x86-64 CPU, but only detected an i686 CPU.”

I keep coming across this issue on my eeePC. I’ve solved it more than once, but I never make note of how I solve it. The issue arises when I botch an OS install. The lastest iteration of this […]

Nagios “NRPE: Command ‘check_disk_root’ not defined”

I had this error on nagios for the longest time. “NRPE: Command ‘check_disk_root’ not defined” This problem server, called derp is running NRPE under xinetd. Today I solved the issue! Big thanks to this answer on stackoverflow. In this answer […]