Mission 001 — Pest Control
[SolFront DISPATCH]
radio squelch dispatch to 72. Farm 6 just reported an uninvited guest. Sounds like it’s another group of those rabid space pigs. You’re the nearest unit so do me a favor and check it out, would you?
[Unit 72, Mark Iridium]
Copy that dispatch, I’m enroute. ETA 1 minute.
[SolFront DISPATCH]
Copy.
[Unit 72, Mark Iridium]
Ah, more space pests. Just like last week.
U72 travels a short distance to Farm 6
U72 blasts some space pigs
Another one bites the dust.
U72 completes killing space pigs
72 to dispatch, I’m all cleaned up over here.
[SolFront DISPATCH]
Just like killing womprats back home? haha Copy that, 72.
[Unit 72, Mark Iridium]
Yeah Womprats. And you’re my grandpa.
[SolFront DISPATCH]
Hey, it’s a good movie!
[Unit 72, Mark Iridium]
Yeah, if you’re a dinosaur.
[SolFront DISPATCH]
Dinosaurs are people too.
[Unit 72, Mark Iridium]
sees three Black Iron Syndicate kyberpods crest a nearby hill concerned yet professional. prompt yet composed.
72 code red red red. Three enemy kyberpods east bound at zero tack three tac niner.
[SolFront DISPATCH]
oH shit, I’m not seeing anything on radar. Are you sure?
[Unit 72, Mark Iridium]
Clear as day, I’m not fucking around. You got me any backup?
[Unit 78, Troy Newon]
I’m 8 minutes out, boss!
[SolFront DISPATCH]
78 is the closest. I think you’re on your own for now.
[Unit 72, Mark Iridium]
Shit! And I’m almost out of Rollers.
[SolFront DISPATCH]
I got you. Ammo bird is 5 minutes out. You’ve just got to hold on until then.
…
[Unit 72, Mark Iridium]
player destroys 1 of the 3 enemy kyberpods.
Tango down
Ammo bird drops Rollers and an EnergyTower for the player
player destroys 2 of the 3 enemy kyberpods
Tango down
third enemy kyberpod flees to safety by using a jumpjet
72 to Dispatch, two of three enemy kyberpods neutralized. The third jumped, he’s gone.
[SolFront DISPATCH]
Copy 72. Return to base.
[Unit 78, Troy Newon]
Unit 78 arrives on scene
Whoooweee! All the bad boys went home already?
[Unit 72, Mark Iridium]
Yeah, they must have seen you coming.
[Unit 78, Troy Newon]
Very funny, cowboy! Woooweee, look at the karnage! Not bad for a rookie!