Tag: spring

  • Fri May 15 2020

    Fri May 15 2020

    I saw two squirrels quarreling in a tree this morning. Maybe a turf war? Maybe a mating session? It is mating season, after all. I imagined what squirrel sex would be like. Sex in the wild is pretty much rape. Every time I see a cat, bird, squirrel, bug, or any other living thing besides […]

  • Wed May 6 2020

    Wed May 6 2020

    It’s raining today. It’s not bad because it’s nice and cool. Yesterday was 77 or 78 degrees Fahrenheit in my apartment. I was burning up during video games. So apparently the beer bottles I found near the firepit were beer bottles from Elysium Brewing. I found some bottle caps today as I combed over the […]